just popped upstairs to make some tuna for lunch, and there it was, a fresh loaf of bread! it was screaming "toast me toast me, you know how good i would be with that tuna! you've done a great job so far, lost weight, lowered your cholesteral, gotten off your bp meds. come on, just this once"
all the sudden the guy in the mirror yelled "shut up you low life piece of ......bread" and put it in the bread box.
first time i've been tempted.. sure glad he was there.