I'm sure you have all heard this before, but I think its cute and deserved a new post. I have it taped to my bathroom mirror for good luck although it doesn't seem to have helped much yet... (From lowcarbing.com)

Ode to the Whoosh Fairy
Now I lay me down to sleep...
A cup of splenda at my feet...
I'll be good and drink my water --
Leave the grapejuice for my daughter..
I promise to eat all my eggs..
Now take those bulges from my legs..
I'll eat my pork -- I'll eat a steer..
Just takes these bumps from my rear..
I'll never even look at jelly..
Please take the blub out of my belly..
These lips will never touch a sweet
Oh, if only... I could see my feet..
So, please tonight before I wake..
A few more pounds Whoosh Fairy Take!