I'm sure you have all heard this before, but I think its cute and deserved a new post. I have it taped to my bathroom mirror for good luck although it doesn't seem to have helped much yet... (From lowcarbing.com)

Ode to the Whoosh Fairy
Now I lay me down to sleep...
A cup of splenda at my feet...
I'll be good and drink my water --
Leave the grapejuice for my daughter..
I promise to eat all my eggs..
Now take those bulges from my legs..
I'll eat my pork -- I'll eat a steer..
Just takes these bumps from my rear..
I'll never even look at jelly..
Please take the blub out of my belly..
These lips will never touch a sweet
Oh, if only... I could see my feet..
So, please tonight before I wake..
A few more pounds Whoosh Fairy Take!

Well maybe if you untape her from the mirror she would have a better chance of visiting me!!!

Tell her to stop by house too.

Shes a good friend actually...I just havent seen her in awhile

I have never seen this poem before--Thanks for sharing
angie

So you think if I sculpted a whoosh fairy people would like to get one???? What would she look like? Thick? thin?

Hey, untape the whoosh fairy before you're accused of hogging all her time!

shortstuff

I've never been whooshed. Maybe I can make a trap for her with the Atkins ice cream carton and a string, baited with a SF cough drop. Once I get ahold of her, I'll never let her go!

ian559, sculpt, sculpt, sculpt as we will all want at least one. Please make it a working edition. I hear big whooshes all over the world.

Since I have heard of some of the places that she has been stuck in, I would imagine a little tinker bell looking thing Ian, maybe she would have a huge bag like santa that she carries away all that fat in..hehehehehe

Can the Whoosh Fairy clear customs and get to CANADA?

I think she travels with the tooth fairy and easter bunny and santa.... she doesnt need credentials....