Rose Manor,
Brisbane,
21st January, 2002

The Whoosh Fairy,
Cloud Nine,
Low Carb Heaven.

Dear Ms Fairy,
I wish to complain about your recent absence.
I have been holding several pounds of material suitable for collection by you or your messengers for ten days now.
This situation is unacceptable and I respectfully request that you give it your urgent attention.

Yours faithfully,
Rosebud. (Ms)

22nd January, 2002

Dear Ms Fairy,
Further to my letter of the 21st inst., I wish to inform you that there are now an extra two pounds of extraneous matter requiring collection.
Please attend to this matter immediately!
Yours faithfully,
Rosebud.

Hey Rose,

If you see her send her my way next!

Very cute.

According to rumors, Ms. Fairy is dating someone right now and possibly busy

http://forum.lowcarber.org/showthre...&threadid=30967

Wa'il

How dare the little trollop!

Well when you guys finish with her send her our way...and STOP HOGGING HER!

Well! Of all the nerve! I was wondering why she hadn't been by my place to collect my latest "collectibles." It's been a week, now, and, frankly, I'm getting a little tired of these old friends hanging around my place! I was kinda hoping she would come by and pick them up for that great, all-expense, one-way trip to the Planet FAT.

Sorry Gals, I am also guilty of hogging the time of our favorite Whoosh Fairy... I am thus politely asking her to leave and visit someone else, as she is in great demand !!
Godd luck everyone.... be strong willed and dont give in to
any temptations....

Craig'er

www.craignewbury.com

23rd January, 2002

Dear Ms Fairy,
Your continued absence has been noted with no small degree of distress.
Craig enjoyed your company, but an excess of pleasure is surely not good for one. You may visit him again by all means, but not at the expense of others who require your attention.
If you for some reason have taken a dislike to the undersigned, have the courtesy to visit Agonycat, Captxray or the many others who await your services.

Yours faithfully,
Rosebud.

Note to Ms. Fairy - stop here 1st - you have neglected me since Jan. 9!!!

Dear Ms. Fairie
thank you so much for coming by last night and picking up my "deposit." I certainly hope you dropped by, in your truck, to pick up the packages of the many others who have responded to this dire message of hope.

if whoever sees her next could please give her a map, she seems to have forgotten how to get to northern canada--it's been 4 months!!

sorry guys shes been at my house for the last three days but i showed her all your posts and she packed her bags and is headed straight for ya.....

I've never had a visit. I lose just a pound at a time, no surprises. Lucky people who have lost more-good for you!

24th January, 2002

Ms Fairy,
Are you unable to read?
Agonycat, Moussie48, Happy124, Jesdorka, Trisham and I among many others remain in dire need of your services.
I am very happy to read that you have taken delivery from Captxray and Aspreier30. Well done.
However some of us are growing tired of carrying around matter which is overdue for collection.
Please, Ms fairy, this is no longer a laughing matter.

Yours faithfully,
Rosebud.