Sun, Dec-21-03, 20:47
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Fully Caffeinated
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Plan: Back to Atkins
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BF:?/35/?
Progress: 51%
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...and the Charmin was hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that Immodium soon would be there.
When out by the privvy, there arose such a clatter, I sprang to the outhouse to see what's the matter.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear, but a miniature sleigh full of sugarfree gear.
A lively old man, moving so quick, I knew in an instant what made him so sick...
With a groan and a scream from inside of the stall...
A merry Christmas to you from our friend, Lactitol.
Last edited by potatofree : Sun, Dec-21-03 at 20:48.
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