Sung to the tune of Wheels on the Bus

The Atkids on the bus go
glug, glug, glug
glug, glug, glug,
glug, glug, glug,
The Atkids on the bus go
glug, glug, glug,
Water makes you whoosh.

The hubbies on the bus say
1 won't hurt,
1 won't hurt,
1 won't hurt,
The hubbies on the bus say
1 won't hurt,
I like you now.

The doctors on the bus say
you will die,
you will die,
you will die,
the doctors on the bus say
you will die,
you must eat your fruit.

The numbers on the scale go
up and down,
up and down,
up and down,
the numbers on the scale go
up and down
all through the week.

The net carbs on the bar say
only 2
only 2
only 2,
the net carbs on the bar say
only 2
but there are really 8.

The salt on the nuts say
bloat, bloat, bloat,
bloat, bloat, bloat,
bloat, bloat, bloat,
The salt on the nuts say
bloat, bloat, bloat
but I'll have some more.

The size on the dress says
(fill in your smallest size)
26,
26,
the size on the dress says
26
I will post this now!

The posters on the board say
You done good,
you done good,
you done good,
The posters on the board say
you done good
You will reach your goal

Insomnia is a terrible thing! I should go back to bed.