Too much free time/
 

Sung to the tune of Wheels on the Bus

The Atkids on the bus go
glug, glug, glug
glug, glug, glug,
glug, glug, glug,
The Atkids on the bus go
glug, glug, glug,
Water makes you whoosh. :yum:

The hubbies on the bus say
1 won't hurt,
1 won't hurt,
1 won't hurt,
The hubbies on the bus say
1 won't hurt,
I like you now. :help:

The doctors on the bus say
you will die,
you will die,
you will die,
the doctors on the bus say
you will die,
you must eat your fruit.:nono:

The numbers on the scale go
up and down,
up and down,
up and down,
the numbers on the scale go
up and down
all through the week. :confused:

The net carbs on the bar say
only 2
only 2
only 2,
the net carbs on the bar say
only 2
but there are really 8. :cry:

The salt on the nuts say
bloat, bloat, bloat,
bloat, bloat, bloat,
bloat, bloat, bloat,
The salt on the nuts say
bloat, bloat, bloat
but I'll have some more. :rolleyes:

The size on the dress says
(fill in your smallest size)
26,
26,
the size on the dress says
26
I will post this now! :yay:

The posters on the board say
You done good,
you done good,
you done good,
The posters on the board say
you done good
You will reach your goal :cheer:

Insomnia is a terrible thing! I should go back to bed.

Well I got a huge chuckle out of that! Write some more!

Didn't get the hubby one though????

Glad you started a journal, it can be very cathartic!

Liz

One taste won't hurt, one donut won't hurt, one bagel won't hurt. I like you just the way you are. You know, the don't lose weight and get pretty and leave me blues.
Everyone add a verse, it can be the TDC theme song!

Now that song is stuck in my head. Like I don't have enough crap in there already. Thanks a lot, thanks a lot, thanks a lot, all through the day.

This is great! What a creative woman you are! :D

The flab on the thighs goes
sway sway sway
swaysway sway
sway sway sway
The flab on the thighs goes
sway sway sway
It's a getting loose

SEE WHAT I MEAN! It is stuck

:p :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :p

Rofl!!!!!!!

I love it!! You guys are great. We need to think of more!!

The seat in the car moves up, up, up,
up, up, up
up, up, up
the seat in the car moves up, up, up,
all through the town.

How about a Barney one:

I love fat, fat loves me
it's gonna make me
nice and thin
So eat your heart out
Catherine Zeta Jones
I'll be healthy not just bones!

Ok I tried. :lol:

It must be Friday. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

TOO FUNNY! I needed that laugh today!

Yay, keep it up!

LOL! This is funny...now its stuck in my head...