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Old Fri, Mar-26-04, 08:01
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Posts: 303
 
Plan: Curves
Stats: 315/286/150 Female 5 feet 7 inches
BF:
Progress: 18%
Location: SW Washington
Wink Too much free time/

Sung to the tune of Wheels on the Bus

The Atkids on the bus go
glug, glug, glug
glug, glug, glug,
glug, glug, glug,
The Atkids on the bus go
glug, glug, glug,
Water makes you whoosh.

The hubbies on the bus say
1 won't hurt,
1 won't hurt,
1 won't hurt,
The hubbies on the bus say
1 won't hurt,
I like you now.

The doctors on the bus say
you will die,
you will die,
you will die,
the doctors on the bus say
you will die,
you must eat your fruit.

The numbers on the scale go
up and down,
up and down,
up and down,
the numbers on the scale go
up and down
all through the week.

The net carbs on the bar say
only 2
only 2
only 2,
the net carbs on the bar say
only 2
but there are really 8.

The salt on the nuts say
bloat, bloat, bloat,
bloat, bloat, bloat,
bloat, bloat, bloat,
The salt on the nuts say
bloat, bloat, bloat
but I'll have some more.

The size on the dress says
(fill in your smallest size)
26,
26,
the size on the dress says
26
I will post this now!

The posters on the board say
You done good,
you done good,
you done good,
The posters on the board say
you done good
You will reach your goal

Insomnia is a terrible thing! I should go back to bed.

Last edited by itsgottago : Fri, Mar-26-04 at 08:25. Reason: that dratted spelling!
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Old Fri, Mar-26-04, 08:19
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lizwhip lizwhip is offline
aka Celestine
Posts: 2,840
 
Plan: Atkins
Stats: 247/185/160 Female 67 inches
BF:
Progress: 71%
Location: Atlanta, Georgia
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Well I got a huge chuckle out of that! Write some more!

Didn't get the hubby one though????

Glad you started a journal, it can be very cathartic!

Liz
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Old Fri, Mar-26-04, 08:24
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itsgottago itsgottago is offline
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Posts: 303
 
Plan: Curves
Stats: 315/286/150 Female 5 feet 7 inches
BF:
Progress: 18%
Location: SW Washington
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One taste won't hurt, one donut won't hurt, one bagel won't hurt. I like you just the way you are. You know, the don't lose weight and get pretty and leave me blues.
Everyone add a verse, it can be the TDC theme song!
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Old Fri, Mar-26-04, 09:26
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Plan: Atkins/induction
Stats: 329/293.5/200 Female 5 feet 2.5inches
BF:
Progress: 28%
Location: Illinois,Alton
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Now that song is stuck in my head. Like I don't have enough crap in there already. Thanks a lot, thanks a lot, thanks a lot, all through the day.
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Old Fri, Mar-26-04, 09:27
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Posts: 2,816
 
Plan: IF & Paleo
Stats: 270/254/150 Female 68 inches
BF:--- too much!
Progress: 13%
Location: Oregon
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This is great! What a creative woman you are!
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Old Fri, Mar-26-04, 09:40
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memaw O5 memaw O5 is offline
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Posts: 775
 
Plan: Atkins/induction
Stats: 329/293.5/200 Female 5 feet 2.5inches
BF:
Progress: 28%
Location: Illinois,Alton
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The flab on the thighs goes
sway sway sway
swaysway sway
sway sway sway
The flab on the thighs goes
sway sway sway
It's a getting loose

SEE WHAT I MEAN! It is stuck
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Old Fri, Mar-26-04, 10:12
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Plan: ???
Stats: ???/???/??? Female ???
BF:
Progress: 10%
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Old Fri, Mar-26-04, 10:20
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Posts: 327
 
Plan: South Beach
Stats: 357/291/175 Female 68 in
BF:52.54%/46.5%/25%
Progress: 36%
Location: Idaho
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Rofl!!!!!!!
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Old Fri, Mar-26-04, 10:51
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Posts: 431
 
Plan: Atkins
Stats: 298/209/170 Female 5'4
BF:
Progress: 70%
Location: Southern California
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I love it!! You guys are great. We need to think of more!!
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Old Fri, Mar-26-04, 10:56
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notgivnup notgivnup is offline
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Posts: 106
 
Plan: Atkins
Stats: 429/408.8/200 Female 64
BF:
Progress: 9%
Location: Louisiana
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The seat in the car moves up, up, up,
up, up, up
up, up, up
the seat in the car moves up, up, up,
all through the town.
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Old Fri, Mar-26-04, 10:57
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PuertoRican Princess
Posts: 16,809
 
Plan: Atkins
Stats: 299/236/135 Female 5'3
BF:
Progress: 38%
Location: South Carolina
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How about a Barney one:

I love fat, fat loves me
it's gonna make me
nice and thin
So eat your heart out
Catherine Zeta Jones
I'll be healthy not just bones!

Ok I tried.
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Old Fri, Mar-26-04, 12:28
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diemde diemde is offline
Posts: 7,547
 
Plan: lower carb
Stats: 333/199.8/172 Female 5'8"
BF:??/39.0/25
Progress: 83%
Location: Central Ohio
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It must be Friday.
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Old Fri, Mar-26-04, 13:45
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Posts: 750
 
Plan: Atkins Induction
Stats: 270/215/150 Female 5'4
BF:not sure
Progress: 46%
Location: Edmonton, Alberta
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TOO FUNNY! I needed that laugh today!
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Old Fri, Mar-26-04, 14:11
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itsgottago itsgottago is offline
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Posts: 303
 
Plan: Curves
Stats: 315/286/150 Female 5 feet 7 inches
BF:
Progress: 18%
Location: SW Washington
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Yay, keep it up!
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Old Fri, Mar-26-04, 14:21
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Posts: 800
 
Plan: Semi-Vegeterian LCer
Stats: 375/000/220 Female 5'5
BF:45%
Progress: 242%
Location: Tenn now in Michigan
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LOL! This is funny...now its stuck in my head...
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