uh...NO!!! lol
babe, I'm so thrilled to be shopping the "small" clothes section I'm pretty sure that my grin could light up Seattle. ( If they could figure out how to tap into the wattage, that is. )
I'm thinking you're afraid someone will pinch you and you'll wake up to find it's all a dream....so mebbe you need a "DON'T PINCH ME!!" T-shirt.

CONGRATS!!!!!!! on your success - you DESERVE it!!