Rose Manor,
Brisbane,
21st January, 2002

The Whoosh Fairy,
Cloud Nine,
Low Carb Heaven.

Dear Ms Fairy,
I wish to complain about your recent absence.
I have been holding several pounds of material suitable for collection by you or your messengers for ten days now.
This situation is unacceptable and I respectfully request that you give it your urgent attention.

Yours faithfully,
Rosebud. (Ms)