Beloved Whoosh Fairy, hear my plea,
Won't you come and visit me?
I've been so good, can't you see?
No bread, no pasta, no potatoes for me.

No cookies, no cake, no sugar, no chips,
None of these evils have passed through my lips.

I count my carbs with such precision and care,
With the handy counter, hidden carbs beware!

I post and read messages faithfully each day,
And hope against hope everytime that I weigh,
That you would see fit to come to my side,
And in the morning, fill me with such joy and pride.

Beloved Whoosh Fairy, I ask you once more,
One little whoosh, of thee I implore.
Thank you Whoosh Fairy for all that you give,
From all who choose the low-carb way to live.