I'm gone for a couple of days and now I can't understand what's going on...
Can someone please tell me why Potatofree was going to leave?
I'll donate whatever to make her stay!

Its official...the Yard Sale will be sponsored by ACME. They have a ton of old anvils, explosives, and ROAD RUNNER traps. None of these things ever worked either so they want to donate these various items to the "SAVE OUR POTATO FUNDRAISER". I hope they donate one of those little blackholes that you could carry around and when you wanted to disappear, you could just jump through it. If only life was that simple!!!


BY THE WAY FOR ANY PEOPLE TUNING IN LATE...THE POTATO IS STAYING!!! THE MONEY WILL NOW GO TOWARD STOCKING HER KITCHEN FULL OF LC FOODS.

Drake: Next time WHISPER!! My H says Potatofree can stock her own kitchen and he wants his "working", in-pieces- treadmill, along with his "working" Commodore 64 back. NOW!

It all took on a life of it's own when I was asking a few questions in another thread.. I'm not going anywhere, but now that the commodore 64 isn't on the market.....

Although I really AM trying to find a way to make the "enter" button explode if anyone else disses my beloved Dr Phil.

I'd like to donate Tony Little...that guy really bugs me.

Okay take the Commodore 64 back, so far the best offer we have gotten for it was two silver buttons and a picture of this guy's mother in law. Remind you, I never recall Jerry Lewis giving any of the money back after it was donated to the cause. I know the POTATO could stock her own kitchen, but stocking it for her would get her on track so much faster. But after reading her last post.....DR.PHIL..(YUK)........I think it wouldn't be a bad idea that WE ALL pick through the food for OUR FAVORITES before we give her the rest.

By the way, I don't like DR. Phil or OPRAH!!! I rather watch Howard Stern. FOX NEWS is the only show I can honestly say I watch everyday. No Philiacs or Harpos here.

Uh Oh! Do I see the seeds of a falling out among the troops here?? My H happened to be standing behind me when I read Drake's post about stocking the pantry and H could see it because it was typed in CAPS! He was really miffed about my attitude over his "good stuff"! But I personally think the buttons and the picture of some guy's MIL is a GREAT trade!

No falling out here.. I'm right. (checking clothing to make sure nothing's actually falling out anywhere!)

Back away Drake, just step away from your keyboard and slowly back away...

NO SHOES, NO SHIRTS, NO DICE!!! Like in the movie, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, we gotta loosen up a little. This thread was a harmless way of letting the POTATO know we all care about her and we are always gonna be here for her. I don't know her personally but I have enjoyed reading her posts ever since I joined this forum. Just wanted her to know that if she had left, we would have missed her. Oh yeah, Neener don't slap the cuffs on me!!

ps.
We will be taking bids on the Commodore 64 if it doesn't sell soon!!

I don't know...Tater-do we go with the cuffs, or hog tying the Dr. Phil bashing (fill in the blank)?

Wait a minute!(going thru my nursey bag of tricks)
Oh! Here it is! (holding up a silver bullet and a glove.) Darn, I'm all out of lube. He's gonna have to take it dry.

(gasp) Neener!!!!

I appreciate all the kind words (and can almost overlook the anti-Phil comment) riiiight up to the dry suppository. Neener's going to give me nightmares now....

Neener....those little pills your doctor prescribed....they work better when you take them......I will get you a glass of water....remain calm..until the wagon comes to pick you up....I thought you were gonna make it......hope they have the walls extra padded this time..

I was going to donate my Dr Ornish 'Eat More Weigh Less' (not) book...