Bad cake!

I think it needs to go somewhere other than the counter and in plain sight. Out of sight, out of mind.

Reminds me of the Sex and the City episode where Miranda can't stop eating the cake- she dumps it in the trash can, pours dish soap all over it, and says she needs to be checked into the Betty Crocker clinic!

I mean, if you're willing to eat it (all?), then you can just as easily flush it. You don't have to eat it first...

In my experience, cake that is evolved enough to speak is also able to crawl back out of the trash unless you use additional ruination.

Ohmigawd! I'm laughing so hard I can barely type.

Touchè!

Man, you guys are hilarious and so funny! I was laughing so hard at all yalls posts!