Mon, Sep-08-03, 14:22
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Senior Member
Posts: 780
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Plan: Atkins- OWL/Pre-M
Stats: 165/144/140
BF:30%/19.28%/19%?
Progress: 84%
Location: Del Mar, CA
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The True Purpose of Bread
Ah Ha!
While having lunch this afternoon I discovered the true purpose of bread. I had carefully prepared my breadless sandwich ... roast beef, chicken breast, lettuce, tomato, pickle, onion, and on top? .... A spoonful of Mayo.
I sat down very lady-like, lifted the breadless sandwich to my mouth ... took a bite ... pulled it away ... and inhaled a nose full of mayo! It looked very dignified.
The true purpose of bread is to keep the mayo out of you nose!
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