Tue, Jun-10-03, 11:56
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Senior Member
Posts: 2,018
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Plan: Atkins
Stats: 320/220/195
BF:
Progress: 80%
Location: Pensacola, FL
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Old Way: "I'm almost out of food...Time to get some more Pasta and Bread."
New Way: "I'm almost out of food...Time to get some more steak, vegetables, catfish, shrimp, REAL bacon bits, eggs, cheese, and olive/canola oil."
Old Way: "I need something quick to eat...I'll throw some bread in the toaster."
New Way: "I need something quick to eat...I'll grab some lettuce, shredded cheese, bacon bits, and salad shrimp."
Old Way: "Can I get another basket of bread while I wait ???"
New Way: "Before the waitress can ask: "No bread, thanks"
Old Way: "Damn Heartburn !!!"
New Way: "Heartburn ??? Geez, I can't even remember what it felt like"
Old Way: Fall asleep at "And today's farm report..."
New Way: Fall asleep at "your host Conan O'Brien"
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