Top 10 sings you are obsessed with Low carbing and your weight




10- you actually ask your spouse if she thinks that if you shower can you gain weight from obsorbing water before you weigh. (true story)

9- you refer to the bread isle at the store as "the black hole of death"

8- you actually check the nutrition facts on the back of a bottle of water for the carb count.

7- 9 out 10 sentences out of your mouth contain the words low carb, atkins, ketosis, or exercise.

6- Co workers refer to you as "that crazy guy who always scrapes the toppings off his pizza and throws away the crust."

5- you make a spectacular leap across the breakroom and knock a donut out of a co-workers hand yelling "Do you know how many carbs are in that thing?!! I may have saved your life!"

4- you call your children's friend's parents to tell them your child can't play with there's anymore because they gave him bread and therefor is a bad influence.

3- every time anyone has any problem what so ever either physical or mental you instant tell them it's because they eat too much carbs.

2- you have an extensive collection of beef jerky, LC bars, and boiled eggs in your breifcase or purse.

and the number one reason is
you actually contemplate taking off ALL of your clothes before weighing yourself on the digital scale at K-Mart.





Jon