I think I've got a Homer belly, not from beer and dorito's but from
losing weight.
I know one episode of the Simpsons there was a test to see how overweight Homer was : they tested it by giving a little push to the belly and counted the time before it stopped wiggling.
My belly is also very wobbly.
My jeans fit perfectly standing up, but sitting down, my stomach (spare tire)
.....(not a pretty sight)