Ok, not sure how to approach this, but here goes anyway:

I was really constipated last week. I mean, nothing was going on. I weighed myself yesterday afternoon and the scale said 261. I then discovered that i had to go to the restroom NOW. After what seemed like a painful eternity, I was through. I decided to weigh myself again, and the scale said 257.5. Is it possible to....uh...have that much in you????