So, I recieved this piece of spam-drek in my in-box tonight...
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How about Increasing Sexual Potency Frequency by 75% ?
Would you like to increase your Muscle Strength by 88%
While...At the same time...
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_ Remove wrinkles and cellulite
_ Lower blood pressure and improve cholesterol profile
_ Improve sleep, vision and memory
_ Restore hair color and growth
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_ Increase energy and cardiac output
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Blah, blah, blah.......
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I already have found the most Potent Oral Formula 'ya losers.

It's called LOW-CARB!

Karen

Geez, Karen, you've blown my cover! NOW how'm I gonna make my sales?

How did you know I've got a side deal on land in the Everglades?

Anyone want a used university degree .... cheap?

Rachel

Bad Rachel! Bad Rachel!

You probably invented Chitosan and Carb Blockers too!

I knew that mild demeanor and Language Doctor stuff was just a cover...

Karen