For the life of me, I can't get my posts per day above 13 anymore. No matter how much blithering I do, I'm stuck at 12.9-something. I am so ashamed.

I suppose I need to post on weekends, but I kind of hate using a computer now when I'm not getting paid for it.

Lennie, professional blitherer

have you considered "post-cycling"? Works like a charm for some. You go a few days with very low posting levels and then you find that they seem to increase without effort...
Zanny

*boggle*

You mean... your name isn't Tom Sawyer?!?! I'm so let down. I guess we all have our secrets. Mine is.... I'm not really a man even though I have the man symbol.

Sheesh, I thought you fell off Atkins and I was going to have to talk you down off a sugar-high or something. Don't scare me like that, man!

Zanny, sounds risky. I think Dr. Atkins recommends spreading your posts out evenly, to avoid spikes in postulin. And to prevent carpal tunnel. How about post REcycling, where I just copy a bunch of old posts and paste them to new threads? After all, I only say the same three things over and over anyway.

Nancy, your sex symbol is wrong? Now that is just weird. I figured your dad was a fan of Johnny Cash's "A Boy Named Sue". Oh well, I'll ask my wife if we can still hang out.

I think this is the closest I've ever been linked to being a sex symbol!

I was simply trying to fool myself into having a man's metabolism. It isn't working though... I might have to switch back. When I first did it someone accused me of being a Nancy-boy.