Wed, Jan-24-07, 10:19
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Plan: food? what's food?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FatFreeMe
Does a quick google for 'martha stewart's drinking game'.
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*giggles* ok i should explain... there are sites that mention a martha stewart drinking game, but it's not the same as what i'm talking about. when i was pregnant, my doctor made me stop working at 6 months. i wasn't exactly on bed rest, i just wasn't allowed to travel into work anymore. i got in the habit of watching "martha stewart living" on CBS (this was before her talk show) and "from martha's kitchen" on food network. i devised a game that went something like this... - drink once whenever martha uses one of the following words: perfect, exquisite, impeccable, best quality.
- drink once whenever martha specifically mentions that any given ingredient has come from HER garden, HER orchard, HER beehive, HER henhouse. drink twice if she points out the green eggs.
- drink once whenever martha brings out the pastry bag.
- drink once if martha uses the words "best quality" but then doesn't bother to explain how to tell good quality products from mediocre quality ones.
- drink once if martha mentions some arcane piece of information that has absolutely NOTHING to do with the demonstration at hand, such as putting uncooked muffins in one oven and then taking out ones that have been baked in the other oven, and then says "trading out products on tv is called a switch-out."
- drink once for every time her shirt or hairstyle changes during the show.
- when martha has a guest on the show, drink once for every time she interrupts them in the middle of their explanation or changes the subject. if it's her mother, drink twice.
- drink once for every product martha says is ONLY available in some tiny little gourmet food boutique in new york city.
- drink once for every ingredient she uses that costs the equivalent of the gross national product of a third world country.
- drink once for every craft she makes that is completely and utterly useless. drink twice if the craft is also hideously ugly.
- drink once every time she says "it's a good thing."
- chug your drink every time martha is shown drinking any kind of alcohol, because you know damn well her entire staff is drinking too.
there were more... i had 3 pages of rules by the time i was done, i just can't remember them anymore.
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