I found the perfect remedy fot constipation...Carbolite jelly beans! Ate a big handful a couple of hours ago, now I can't stray more than a few feet from the bathroom. They were so good, no carbs, full of flavor, and absolutely deadly. Sorry, got to gooo...

yep, definately a remedy, but not necessarily the best one.

It's the consequences that keep me away from those franken-foods! Thanks for the reminder.

Thanks for the reminder! All I have to do is think of the after affects to avoid them. Not worth it.

Consequences be dammed, sometime I eat them anyway

What is in those foods that make them do that? I have EAS Advant Edge shakes and they don't have any negative effects.

Concentrated Maltitol. MMM MM MMM!

~Shelly

To quote an old Toyota commercial: "Ohhhhh...what a feeling!"

I had tears starting to flow I was laughing so hard. Thanks!

I am going to remember that one next time I need to run to the bathroom.

When I find myself irregular, I drink dieter tea. I buy mine at the local grocery store. It comes in several flavors. It's great at night before bed.

Oh geez - those beans are terrible!! All malitol gives me stomach pains, but i swear - those little evil beans do me in far worse than anything else.... and they are so pretty too look at! They seem to call to you.... "psst - hey you - look at how cute and little and yummy we look - you know you want us!!"...

Damn beans.