I actually like the Atkins bars, but specifically HATE those flavors you mentioned! Try the Chocolate Coconut, Chocolate Peanutbutter, and S'mores flavors. I find those pretty tasty, but they do still have that protein texture.

Have you thought about bringing other snacks for your vending machine battles? Maybe some meat and cheese rolled up, egg salad, or veggies and dip? I mean, if you don't enjoy the bars, why not tote along some real food?

Good luck with re-induction!