do you have an 'express' shop near you? i love express jeans - they are made for a REAL woman that has hips and a butt and all those lovely curves, not a 16 year old with a body like a boy.

and to top it off, all express sizes run large! doncha love it? i'm in my 8s and waiting to get back to my 3/4s ! BWWWAAAHAAAHAAA thank you express! what a marketing concept. it's real clothes for real women with realistic sizing.

i can't stand it when i try a certain brand of jeans on and the ones (size 12) that i can get over my womanly hips sag in the butt and thighs! i am proud of these hips, i came by 'em honestly and they mark me as a girl type person.

also, at certain times i'm more swollen - like that lovely time of the month we all adore so, and if i'm not, ummm regular... my mid section definitely will not cooperate.