Guilty!

I'm really paranoid about diet soda, especially at bars, because I find it harder to tell whether or not it's diet. Yet I'm too self-conscious to raise a big fuss over it; I don't want to seem obsessive.

True story: a few months ago, I was whining to my b/f about how I couldn't have my morning coffee because I ran out of cream. B/f's response: "why don't you throw some pork rinds into it?" *smack*