I belong to an HMO. To get some of the tests I need I have to jump through "hoops" one of those hoops is having to go to a diatician every 6 months. I just go and think about other things as she rants and raves about how my diet is fake and rediculous... then she tells me how its damaging my liver and kidneys.. I blinked out of my daydream of me winning a gym competition at those words.
I looked at her, "Have you seen any of my test reports? I've had my heart, liver and kidney tested twice, both times I was doing Atkins.. have you see my cholesterol?"
She looked at me furiously and flipped open my chart.
"I don't get that information" I then say, "Can't you see it on your computer" And sure enough up comes my report.
"You are just fortunte that no damage has happened yet"
At this point I was daydreaming again...