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Old Wed, Dec-26-18, 17:12
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Grease is the word!
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Plan: PSMF/IF
Stats: 236/181/180 Male 72 inches
BF:disappearing!
Progress: 98%
Location: Alamo city, Texas
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-- I like my (censored)
-- I like my hair, even though there isn't much of it -- except in my nose and ears.
-- I like my hands, even though the wrists they are connected to get painful sometimes. I can't cut my tough nails with standard issue nail clippers though.
-- I like my feet, they absorb Sun providing me with vitamin D and don't sunburn like my neck, shoulders or the top of my balding head. Bolt cutters are handy for trimming the tougher nails -- an angle grinder is handy to remove those thick heel calluses.
-- I like my navel, I was blessed with an innie*
-- I like my waxy moles, interesting to look at and no cancer risk.
-- I like my teeth and gums -- still all there, pearly white, pink and pristine after 70 years on this Earth.
-- I like my knees. I keep them smooth with Mane 'n Tail's Hoofmaker® from Tractor Supply.

Well, you asked

*Outies usually occur when more of the umbilical cord is left when it's cut, leading to more skin left over once it dries out -- wonderopolis.org
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