My questions for the reporter:

Obesity has doubled in 25 years. The binge-eating gene is rampant. Are we mutating faster than fruit flies? Should I be concerned?

This gene thing is scary. Especially because it only affects Americans. I can't believe that Darwin didn't warn us about this.

Which gene causes high-fructose corn syrup? That's another gene that is growing like mad.

(that's what I would send if there were authors or feedback links on AP articles.)