Hi all,

Nuthin' wrong that a six-pack of beer wouldn't cure.

3. Sugar-frosted Sugar Smackies !

Every blankin' diet book out there has an opening that says something about getting your family doctor's seal of approval. That's so you can't sue the socks off 'em when it goes wrong. But can you imagine Sugar-frosted Sugar Smackies carrying the same warning?

Heck no ! Froot Loops has the American Heart Association seal of approval, 'cause it's low fat. Plus that, it's got Blue Dye, and Red Dye !

If you think I am one of those strange bizzaro's you see on the street corner, wearing nutsy costumes, or maybe standing there naked ('fore the cops haul them off), then go eat your Sugar-frosted Sugar Smackies.

But, is it really possible that the most respected authorities, the most reliable people I've listened to for years, the people who have said fat is as bad as a cockroach in the sugar container, as bad as Drano sprinkled in your underwear drawer, are wrong?

(Sorry. For non North Americans, Froot Loops is a breakfast cereal made of sugar, corn syrup, sugar, wheat, blue dye, red dye, and about 50 chemicals, and is a sweet addition to your low fat diet. The American Heart Association, respected medical doctors all, say it is very good for you.)

(And that's only #3. Good Grief ! Cravings are bad.)