Hormel pepperoni has 0 carbs too even though I count 1g. anyway, but I lay them on paper towel and nuke them until they're crispy, about 1-2 minutes. Most of the fat comes out and it's delicious! My friend also gave me a case of Carbolite protein chips. It takes getting used to, but it's not that bad once I got used to it. I haven't been able to find it online anywhere though, so I don't know what I'll do when that runs out.