Thread: Guys, speak up!
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Old Wed, Feb-12-03, 18:31
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Plan: Atkins/Protein Power
Stats: 271/217/186 Male 6'1"
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Progress: 64%
Location: Limon, Colorado
Talking Lonely Guys??

Hey, there are quite a few guys in the journals.

Just get out there and sample them, you will find a steady, and vociferous, group of guys. Donald from Chicago (drwolfe, I think) is one of the most supportive, knowledgable, and prolific posters on this whole site. Do yourself a favor and check out his journal in the Ds.

I have been on Atkins/Protein Power since September 23, 2002, and I plan to be on it for the remainder of my life.

Now, then, just to stir up a little hate and discontent among the guys and gals reading here, here is a list of the reasons why it is good to be a guy:

Yes, it's good to be a man......

>> 1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

>> 2. Your orgasms are real. Always.

>> 3. Your last name stays put.

>> 4. The garage is all yours.

>> 5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

>> 6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

>> 7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

>> 8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.

>> 9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

>> 10. Same work .. more pay.

>> 11. Wrinkles-add character.

>> 12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch
>> adjustments.

>> 13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.

>> 14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

>> 15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

>> 16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

>> 17. One mood, ALL the damn time.

>> 18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.

>> 19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.

>> 20. You can open all your own jars.

>> 21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

>> 22. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

>> 23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

>> 24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.

>> 25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

>> 26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever
>> thinking "He must be mad at me."

>> 27. No maxi-pads.

>> 28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just
>> might become lifelong friends.

>> 29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

>> 30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a
>> bolt.

>> 31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.

>> 32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

>> 33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.

>> 34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

>> 35. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.

>> 36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December
>> 24th, in minutes.

>> 37. The world is your urinal.

>> TEN THINGS MEN KNOW FOR SURE ABOUT WOMEN.
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>> 1. They have breasts



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