I owe Atkins my life.

I make SURE I tell anyone who asks. I don't give a rat's arse if people don't like it or believe me.

I honestly don't give a crap what others think and more or less enjoy their ignorance. Leaves all the meat and cheese for me!


I say things like, 'oh really? doesn't work? well, I've reversed my heart disease and borderline diabetes and lost 120 pounds. So I think it does work.'

"A fad? yes, it's been around since evolution, seems pretty fly-by-night to me"

"Grains are important? oh, yes, to finish off and fatten up livestock... for humans, hardly."

"It's hard to 'give up' insert carby food here'? It's harder to die by digging yourself your grave with your fork."