We had a staff wide Harassment training class the other week. At the end of the class I look over at my heavy set buddy and comment.

"You better stop chasing me around the office with twinkies or else!"

Well the company president was sitting right behind us and burst out into laughter. Apparently two fat guys cashing each other around the office with twinkies is a side splitting mental image. That of course attracted the lawyers attention who was teaching the class.

Turns out she was very not amused by my buddies twinkie exploits or the occasional random snickers bar drops he makes on my desk.

Guy's probably lucky he's my friend because the lawyer and the president were talking possible harassment due to my protected class status.