Omigawd! TUBS of red licorice! After-Halloween and after-Easter candy sales! Oh... Easter is a story in itself! I used to make up giant elaborate decadent baskets for everyone in my family. But as it got closer to Easter, I'd have to make yet another candy run to replace all that I'd eaten!

Then there were those nights I'd have threesomes with Ben & Jerry! I'll bet you know those guys, too! Will we EVER regain our virginity???