I am so totally in! I remember last year at the pool all of us latex challenged people sitting around a table and many times the conversation would go to "can you believe that thong she has on" "how could she wear next to nothing like that".

Well this year if I can fit in a thong, by golly I'm going to wear one!
The smallest, tiniest, scrap of nothing they make. The top is going to be two little triangles held up only by shoelaces. And all the latex challenged people can talk about me. Nice dream huh?

No matter how small I get I'll probably still end up in something with a skirt, shaving can be such a bother.