I've never been able to stand that woman's tv persona. When I found out she was being unleashed from Food Network onto the world at large, I realized there truly is no hope for humanity. Why can't she just spend her $40 a day making 30-minute meals for her husband, and leave the rest of us alone?! Seriously, I can't even watch promos for her new talk show, she annoys me so much.

Uhhh...what were we talking about again?