I like drinking a ton of water and stepping on the scale afterwards and gaining 10lbs....

Then lose 10lbs in an hour or so....
Blame it on boredom. Hey, its better then eating cause I'm bored

Oh yea, and since my cat is on a diet also... My latest obsession is getting on the scale holding him to see how much he lost and gained.

He always weighs 15lbs in the morning and 16 at night... LoL I told my vet I did this he's like "don't bother, they only lose an ounce or so a week" LoL