LOL! I wish my Siamese would teach himself. He's adorable, lovable, totally attached to me... but he's definitely not a rocket scientist, even by cat standards. I tried to teach him how to open the cupboard door where I keep his catnip, but he can't quite do it, it goes shut and thuds. But I get a giggle out of him trying and the sound of the cupboard door thudding closed over and over.