The candy bar WILL pick you up, for maybe an hour or so, if it doesn't immediately make you queasy, as it would me. And then you're going to feel WAY more groggy and tired and hungover-like than you did when you crawled out of bed this morning.

So you'll want another one, only you'll be battling an insulin reaction then too, which will even further weaken your resistance, probably.

Is this what you really want to have happen? Doesn't sound like it. Seems to me you want to get through the day as fast as possible, eat something healthy, and crash. Hope you can.