Have a few ideas for you, although some may seem a little sinister. But they are called DEVILed eggs.


Make a plate full of em. More than your usual. To 4 or 5 of them, add a TON of salt (like a TABLESPOON) in each one to make them sickeningly salty (like chewing a salt like for a hamster). Then place those BAD EGGS where you think he will most likely eat them first. Of course, you will need to somehow mark them so you know which are which, or note their location on the plate.

Other ingredients to add in mass quantity to a few eggs is HABENERO PEPPER oil or sauce, SUGAR, LAXATIVE, crushed up VITAMIN C (the bitter kind), VANILLA EXTRACT, or whatever he hates--put it in there.

This might keep him out of your stuff. Just don't tell him you did this and see if he mentions it. Then you can eat one right in front of him and say "I don't taste anything funny, here you try again." And make sure to pass him another one of the bad eggs (after you've swallowed all of yours so he won't ask for a bite of yours).

Well, anyway, you sound like you could probably have fun doing this, especially after 28 years of marriage. It's fun to do stuff like this once in a while, good for a laugh! Let us know what happens if you decide to try any of our ideas here we've all posted.