I love some of the suggestions you folks have given me. If my husband made deviled eggs, the eggs would either be runny or the yolks would be green from overcooking them. Not only that, but he can't even boil water without completely demolishing the kitchen. He would attempt to clean up after himself, but conveniently do a half a*sed job.

He made me an omlette a few weeks ago before I was lowcarbing and for days he kept making me guess what the secret ingredient was. After about a week of him asking me at least twice a day if I had figured out what the secret ingredient was, he finally told me. He said the secret ingredient was love.