These are great. I can only add:
- when you eliminate potatoes from your house and your children complain and you glare at them and say, menacingly, "Potatoes are evil" in a possessed kind of voice
- When the produce man at the dinky little store hides when you come in, knowing you are going to demand he stock fresh vegetables no one else will buy
- When you refuse to go to certain restaurants because they refuse to make substitutions
- When you spend so much time walking across the lobby of your company to get to the bathroom that your co-workers wonder if you have a problem.
- When your coworkers stare as you eat a taco salad, sans taco, with avocado and full fat sour cream "You'll never lose weight doing that"
- When you worry you'll get fired for spending too much time on this forum instead of doing your work