I love this thread!!

* When your 5-year-old says to a 3-year-old, "You gotta eat this. It's good and it doesn't have no carbs!"

* When you actually have a dedicated cheese drawer in the fridge.

* When it's Lent and your family isn't eating meat so you cook bacon on the sly when no one is home and hide it in a baggie in the back of the fridge.

* When you no longer have to look for panties in the "big girl" section of the store.

* When your husband kisses you with donut-covered lips and you yell, "Warn me first!!"