Come 'n listen to my story 'bout the girl Wendye

Poor Mountaineer barely kept herself carb free

An' then one day, she was shootin' at some food,

An' up thru the ground came a bubblin' crude.

Oil that is! Olive oil! Aussie tea!



Well, the first thing ya know, our Wend's a millionaire

Kin-folk said, ", Wend move away from there." Said

Sydney is the place y'oughta be, so they

loaded up the truck, and they moved to old Sydney.

Town that is! Opera houses, Kangaroos!



Ol' Wendye started dieting. Lawdy what a time it took

She tried every diet untill she was crook,

And just when she was caving, she came upon this site

And the rest is ancient history she became low carb overnight

Induction that is, protein, water bottles!



Well now it's time to say Hello to Wend and her low carb kin

An' they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin' in.

You're all invited back again to this locality,

T'have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality.

Hillbilly, that is! Set a spell, Take your shoes off!

Y'all come back, here!


Thanks Wendye for the thread starter