>water?

You can take a rev to water but he'll only drink boooz

>lean mass?

Lean on me, I'm massive.

>when you hit a plateau?

I'll raise my hands like Rocky...'because it's there' (or is that only for mountains?).

>Whether you're going to give up caffiene?

I'll just take narcotics one day at a time

>what carbs you're going to add back into your diet?

what diet? I'm eating bacon! What can possibly be added?

>so that maintenance is possible?

I'm very low maintenance, ask my shrinks.

You can't shake the rev's resolve, he's a man for all seasons (was there a question in there!?) - I'm going to frighten this fat right off the plateau! See you on the skinny side of the slope...

rev