Work on a weekend: Me, pony tail, no makeup - coworker left building, set alarm. It was a silent alarm. So me (sans shoes) is walking down a hallway, dancing, and drinking a soda. Suddenly I notice a face pressed to the window - it was the police and it was snowing outside. Fortunately since I knew how to turn the alarm off, he let me go. Then I had to call the alarm company and tell them Yes, everything was fine. Then I called the maintenance guy, to tell him to disregaurd the alarm.

My work is close to the airport, one Sunday before leaving for a business trip, I decide to stop by work and get a sweater I had left. Key got stuck in front door, would NOT budge, no amount of pulling, pushing, cussing or cajoling would move it. I had to call the, then in charge guy who told me "I dunno, just call someone". I called locksmith, changed my flight to a later one, and waited. Locksmith got here, squirted a little carbon in the lock and pulled the key out.... Aiyaya.

I named one of my pets Murphy, I figured if you can beat them, join them.