You go Girl!!!! yippee...the dust is off the stuff....

What to try first..gosh that's a tough one. If you do something too hard it might turn you off exercising? Why not start with the treadmill? Walking is surprisingly effective exercise. If you find that boring, see if you can find the manuals for your other stuff. Maybe you can find something that will strengthen those spider legs *wink wink*

And about that parent thing...starving children is a universal parent thing..like "I used to have to walk 5 miles to school, in the snow"

Have fun with all that glorious equipment.