So I went with a coworker to this popular lunch joint called "The Lunch Window" because it's basically a window right off the sidewalk in downtown St Paul MN (our capital city). The menu is really basic and consists mainly of 4 different sandwiches - ham, turkey, tuna (loaded w/sugar) or BLT (with turkey bacon). I used to eat the tuna til I went LC...

I told the lady I had some special requests. First, I'd like the ham and swiss sandwich with no bread. Their bread is this Italian flat bread (that before LC I loved; now I can't even stand the smell). And I told her how to do it, "Just give me two huge leaves of lettuce, add the mayo and fixings, toss in the meat & cheese..."

She responds, "So you just want a salad then?!"

I was speechless but then said, "Well, yeah, that'll be fine."

Luckily, I keep some mayo in my fridge at work, cuz I think their dressing is loaded w/sugar too.