I started giggling reading these posts thinking of the movie Airplane You remember, Ted Stryker has had a bad war experience, can't fly and has a "drinking problem" On the airplane he tells various seatmates the lonnnnngggg story of this, and one by one, they start committing suicide to get away from it. One woman hangs herself, a Japanese man commits seppuku. lmao--that's US! we're stryker!