agonycat...

he wasn't exactly God's gift to women if you know what I mean...more like the pot calling the kettle black.

Deb and Lil...I've always had a quick wit. Sometimes it's a curse and gets me in trouble, sometime's it's a blessing (like this one). Usually I try to control it because you never know when some jerk is going to reply with their fist. Hubby just got me a t-shirt for mother's day that says "Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it".

Kristine...I like the idea of a sticky thread...maybe we should start one? There's always the classic "Hmm...I see the local pig farm is missing one of it's residents" and "Yes, I'm fat, but I can change that. Unfortunately, you will probably always be a jerk". And how about this one.."Wow! I didn't know they made jerks in jumbo size!" and one of my personal favorites "Were you born a jackass or did you have to practice to be this good at it?"